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Mas'Trix Revolution
To: All FEI members
We, the Federation of Extreme Idiocy (FEI) will take the ruling power into our hands by tonight. At 12:00 A.M. we will march to Putrajaya and take the office by any means necessary including lethal violence . Violence is necessary if Uncle Lah and his cabinet refuse to hand over the power and buy me an ice cream, yes , ice cream! No doubt and dun laugh. Our Cooling King will clear the way for us, so dun worry and join us in the march.
As for the new cabinet that I am going to organize, Suan Suan will hold the post of Deputy Prime Minister (no more C4 to burst people guts out, she use acid one, easily available and cheap and leave nothing behind) , Xi Yi will be the Minister of Finance ( he is lau ban mah, when i was in Uni, everyday I eat rice or eat bubur also depend on him gah lah ...... ya la, sometimes rice in Tronoh lo, sometimes bubur in Pusing lo, so now he can fund the whole "Eat Rice Group" aka 吃饭团 ) . Cooling King will be the Chief Commander of ISA. Yes , i will use ISA again ...... Huh?! No no, not for "lokap" people one , ISA = Idiots Study Abroad , we give scholarship to idiots, yes idiots.....like me, aka Fei Cai to study abroad to places like the top of Himalaya, Amazon jungle and North and South Pole . So that they will grab some truth and enlightenment. Why Cooling King? Cool off they scholarship la if they dun perform!
Bear God --> Minister of Environment (primary objective is to preserve Polar bear in Malaysia. In other words, preserve himself la, rasuah bear )
Suan Suan --> Minister of International Trade and Industry (easier to get industrial use acid)
my fren and family and relatives -->Ministers in Prime Minister Department (go back home to have PM dept meetings, not bad)
Chief Commander of Pak Guard in UTP-->Minister of internal affairs and home security
Mio --> Minister of Housing and local government (of coz , after his plastic surgery la)
Bananian Republic punye ketua -->Minister of Foreign affairs (primary objective is to have good relationship with Bananians )
Boon Tat -->Minister of Education and Higher Education (of coz la, touch his hand once, u can score from primary to PhD la, score until u beh tahan ah )
Cooling King aka Wind Walker aka Booster aka Melvin -->Minister of Transport ( simply because his is fast and knows a lot of short cuts , soon will have Rapid Pahang, Selangor, Perak, Terengganu, Sabah , Sarawak and etc ....)
Chua Zhan peng --> Minister of Health (chuah family then only hebat mah....geng mah....if u know what i mean la, ahaha, me ? no no, cannot d , PM cannot take too much workload .... ahaha, if u know what i mean la .... ahaha )
Me --> Minister of Tourism (main focus is to promote the tourism spots in ..... Malaysia ? No no.....overseas ......hahaha, go travel with government money, syok nye~ )
That's all la for now, enough for u all to read for a while gah lah......add in some more if u want ......
Thank you....
We, the Federation of Extreme Idiocy (FEI) will take the ruling power into our hands by tonight. At 12:00 A.M. we will march to Putrajaya and take the office by any means necessary including lethal violence . Violence is necessary if Uncle Lah and his cabinet refuse to hand over the power and buy me an ice cream, yes , ice cream! No doubt and dun laugh. Our Cooling King will clear the way for us, so dun worry and join us in the march.
As for the new cabinet that I am going to organize, Suan Suan will hold the post of Deputy Prime Minister (no more C4 to burst people guts out, she use acid one, easily available and cheap and leave nothing behind) , Xi Yi will be the Minister of Finance ( he is lau ban mah, when i was in Uni, everyday I eat rice or eat bubur also depend on him gah lah ...... ya la, sometimes rice in Tronoh lo, sometimes bubur in Pusing lo, so now he can fund the whole "Eat Rice Group" aka 吃饭团 ) . Cooling King will be the Chief Commander of ISA. Yes , i will use ISA again ...... Huh?! No no, not for "lokap" people one , ISA = Idiots Study Abroad , we give scholarship to idiots, yes idiots.....like me, aka Fei Cai to study abroad to places like the top of Himalaya, Amazon jungle and North and South Pole . So that they will grab some truth and enlightenment. Why Cooling King? Cool off they scholarship la if they dun perform!
Bear God --> Minister of Environment (primary objective is to preserve Polar bear in Malaysia. In other words, preserve himself la, rasuah bear )
Suan Suan --> Minister of International Trade and Industry (easier to get industrial use acid)
my fren and family and relatives -->Ministers in Prime Minister Department (go back home to have PM dept meetings, not bad)
Chief Commander of Pak Guard in UTP-->Minister of internal affairs and home security
Mio --> Minister of Housing and local government (of coz , after his plastic surgery la)
Bananian Republic punye ketua -->Minister of Foreign affairs (primary objective is to have good relationship with Bananians )
Boon Tat -->Minister of Education and Higher Education (of coz la, touch his hand once, u can score from primary to PhD la, score until u beh tahan ah )
Cooling King aka Wind Walker aka Booster aka Melvin -->Minister of Transport ( simply because his is fast and knows a lot of short cuts , soon will have Rapid Pahang, Selangor, Perak, Terengganu, Sabah , Sarawak and etc ....)
Chua Zhan peng --> Minister of Health (chuah family then only hebat mah....geng mah....if u know what i mean la, ahaha, me ? no no, cannot d , PM cannot take too much workload .... ahaha, if u know what i mean la .... ahaha )
Me --> Minister of Tourism (main focus is to promote the tourism spots in ..... Malaysia ? No no.....overseas ......hahaha, go travel with government money, syok nye~ )
That's all la for now, enough for u all to read for a while gah lah......add in some more if u want ......
Thank you....
Re: Mas'Trix Revolution
Say until like that later kena ISA (ikut suka hati uncle lah ) . Kena lokup no good ahhh They have no place for fei chai and cooling king
kaze_no_tsubasa- V. President of FEI(不够废王废)
- Number of posts : 36
Age : 36
Registration date : 2008-09-03
Re: Mas'Trix Revolution
Nvm, if they lock us up, I can simply BREAK the prison (something like how Magneto does) ...
You know that metal becomes fragile at low temperature ...
You know that metal becomes fragile at low temperature ...
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