The organization of FEI, more organized

Executives Branch

President of FEI - Most FEI member of the party, responsible for the welfare and entertainment of the party. Elected from V. Presidents with nomination.

V.President of FEI - Consultants of the president, assist and responsible for welfare and entertainment of the party. Elected from Executives of FEI

Executive of FEI - Highly skillful in the art of Fei, Master in talking crap. Qualify to be nominated as V.President of the party. Minimum qualification for this level = 30 posts.

Senior of FEI - Skillful in the art of Fei, PhD in talking crap. Cold joke once in a while. Qualify to be nominated as Executive of FEI. Minimum qualification for this level = 20 posts.

Oldbie of FEI - Practice the art of Fei, Bachelor in talking crap. Cold joke always. Qualify to be nominated as Senior of the party. Minimum qualification for this level = 10 posts.

Newbie of FEI - Fans of the art of Fei, Diploma in talking crap. Dun even know cold jokes. Qualify to be promoted to Oldbie of the party. Minimum qualification for this level = 1 posts.

Judicial Branch

Cooling King - The only member from judicial branch in our party. Responsible in arresting, judging and executing required penalties including death penalty in all sorts of way upon criminals inside and outside this party. This post is destined by the God upon earth to punish the criminals with his divine power -- Cooling Talk and Cooling Magic Finger. This level is too high to be attained by any mortal, in other word, it is specially assigned by supernatural power. The person who is currently holding this post has been assigned this destiny since the beginning of time. Nobody can replace him until the messenger of God comes again together with His job offer letter.

Yes!!! I am still the president!!! Challenge me la!!! We run dirty politics here!!! wakakakakaka

Old member of FEI will be given strong recommendation for higher post because we know how Fei you are !!!

Gv u win lor, we just suport

I'm not always president one, u call a nomination then we vote , no problem one

no treasurer post kah?

khian wrote: no treasurer post kah?

no money, the treasurer manage what le? sand ke?

ask khian to sponser us

that's why lah.. the president and vice have to go find money, so that the treasurer can manage money!

Other organizations normally have treasurer to manage their funds. In FEI, we have a special minister who do similar thing in a different way, we would like to innovate a brand new post called Treasurer ? No no ....It's Treasure......wait for it ........wait ........wait ........Treasure Hunter. Yes, the Ministry of Treasure Hunters. Ta' da !!!! .....

the minister of Ministry of Treasure Hunters is responsible in of coz , hunting for the treasure, either by collecting fees from members, raising funds, finding sponsor, collecting protection fees (保护费 / bo wu fei), stealing, robbing, drug trafficking, arms dealing, smuggling, bribery, corruption, even self sponsoring. Their task is very simple, get the money for the party in any way possible, whether it is legal or illegal, humanitarian or non-humanitarian, naturally or unnaturally, possible or impossible, hard or easy, lethal or non-lethal, by force or by persuade and etc..

Of coz the minister for this very special ministry is got to be someone special as he/she is crucial to the survival of this organization.

An public poll for nominated candidates will be held shortly, stay tuned .....

Ang Khian sure suit lah
Ipoh "dai kar jie"

every one sure 乖乖 gv money

Khian +1

YAXB President left out one thing ... Our Banana Republic in KLCC ...

Banana Republic is one of our profitable sub-organization, it's profit will be used fully for further development of the organization itself and some loyalties fees for FEI. Well, given the issue raised, I would ask the soon to be Minister of Treasure Hunters to collect a satisfying amount of protection fee from Banana Republic.

Furthermore, for the great effort we put in slaughtering monkeys recently, I would personally ask CEO of Banana Republic to pay "Special Service Tax" to FEI. Why? Because for Bananian (people of Banana Republic) , "A good monkey is a dead monkey". Why? Because they are banana what?