Chicken Joke- credit to Neo

Chicken Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......


OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross
this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls,
which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.


GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.


ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.. This new platform is
much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^C% .......... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?



ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?


COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!



GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the

chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some
do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ........ Now what were we talking
about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether
it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR:
Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they
disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross
over first. It is our right!

ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SHAHRIR SAMAD:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over
the road within 50km of the border.

WONG KAN SENG:
I am sorry that the chicken was allowed to cross the road.
It was an HONEST MISTAKE. Let's move on.

nice nice

AHMAD

y chicken cross the road?? cuz they just wan tumpang sahaja.....